Confessions of a Petty Witch: A Modern Magic Book of Curses, Spells, and Self-Discovery Kindle Edition

Confessions of a Petty Witch: A Modern Magic Book of Curses, Spells, and Self-DiscoveryYou’ve got it all—magic, mystery, and a knack for making petty witchcraft look chic. But behind the spells and hexes is a woman trying to navigate life in a world that constantly tests her patience. From dealing with toxic exes to raising a teenager who believes the world revolves around their Wi-Fi, this book will have you laughing through every page.In this hilarious yet insightful collection of witchy confessions, you’ll discover how a modern witch uses her magic to navigate the real world—while still casting spells to get revenge on the annoying things (and people) that drive her crazy. You’ll learn how to:Curse your boss without losing your job (or your self-respect).Survive a toddler’s tantrum with a pinch of fairy dust.Take on a Department of Children and Families that’s always one step behind.Open portals to parallel universes where you’re the one that has their life together (because let’s be real, it’s an upgrade).And so much more!This book is perfect for anyone who has ever needed a little magic to get through the tough days, found solace in hexing their problems away, or just wants a light-hearted guide to the art of modern witchcraft with a side of sass.If you're tired of pretending you're not a petty witch and ready to embrace the magic in all its forms—this book is for you. After all, a little bit of witchcraft (and a whole lot of humor) never hurt anyone… except maybe that guy who cut you off in traffic. Read more